Little House: Chronicles of an Unhappy Homeowner

•May 25, 2012 • Leave a Comment

I’m a pretty easy person to work for. It’s always worked to be persistent but nice, annoying but pleasant. So I’ve never gotten angry at contractors until today, but now that I’ve seen the reaction, I may try it again.

Backstory: we have a plumber we love, and I was inclined to hire them to do the work at our house. But hiring a general contractor, which we did, means that you’re almost certainly better off going with their subs. So we went with their plumber, the big name in plumbing in our town. From the start, although I liked their guys, the lack of communication and relative arrogance about customer relations irked me.

This week, they had a number of jobs at our house. When I arrived on Wednesday afternoon to see how things were going, they had done every single job incorrectly, down to installing the handles backwards on the fridge. I was calm, explained the problems, and was told they would be fixed. One of the problems was that the washer and dryer had been installed facing the wrong way (they’re in a corner, so not as insane as that sounds). Thursday, turned around, the washer and dryer invited me to take a test spin. Imagine my wonder and surprise when I looked into the laundry area from the kitchen to see the stacked washer and dryer walking across the floor. Quietly. Tip toeing, in fact. They stopped, though, and then the left front leg shot out from under them. Perhaps, I thought, these have not been leveled properly.

Phone calls ensued. I was testy, but not angry. I wanted the thing fixed before the weekend. Ok, sure, ok. Will do. At the same time, when the painters painted our front door Thursday, it swelled so that it wouldn’t close. They used a battering ram set up to close it for the night and promised ‘some kind of fix.’ I was patient.

Friday morning I headed to the house to paint the cabinets. Paint paint paint. No sign of plumber or guys to fix the door. Then I filled the sink partway up to soak the brushes. Had lunch. Drained sink and let out a stream of words so blue even WordPress would notice. The entire contents of the sink drained all over my feet, the brand new floor, newly painted cabinets.

Now, NOW, I was angry. Furious. Ready to sue these bastards. Phone calls ensued. A lot of phone calls inside of five minutes.

Within another five minutes, the head plumber, an affable and charming guy, just the right one for the situation, was on site fixing the problems and every other plumbing problem I might even imagine I would have in the next five years, putting his personal cell number into my phone (in a good way). Within 10 minutes the contractor was on site promising that everything was going to be OK by sundown, promising that all work was guaranteed, and calling crews to back him up.

And by 6pm, the door was better than new, the washer and dryer were humming, the cabinets were repainted, the plumbing was fixed and my bill was reduced.

Hmmmm.

In other news, Move In (MOVE IN) day is either tomorrow or Sunday, depending on how hard we push. Not by a long shot done, but done enough to allow us to live in it. So. Ex. Cited.

Little House, Week 9,365: Dry Rot be Damned

•May 12, 2012 • 4 Comments

It’s finally starting to look pretty. Well, prettier. OK, less ugly? Take a look!

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Just can’t wait

•May 9, 2012 • 2 Comments

I realized, or more accurately, REALLY realized this morning that we are planning on moving in to the house before we have a garage storage area complete. And that means that all the stuff that’s currently in the house that belongs on the garage has nowhere to go.

But hey. The fence will be up and lockable by then, the dog/alarm system will be installed, and rainy season is over, so I think we’re going to put the tools/better bikes in the living room, store the rest outside and call it a day. Because we just can’t WAIT to move in to this adorable little house. Can’t. Wait.

Week Six: We lift a finger

•May 6, 2012 • Leave a Comment

We knew there would come a time when we’d no longer be paying people to do our dirty work, but didn’t realize it would come this soon. The fun moved outside starting Wednesday when the haulers started, well, hauling. One of the things they discovered underneath the three full-sized commercial dump trucks’ worth of ivy, fence and assorted plants were two huge tree stumps on the fence line and an equally huge root network from the late, great blue spruce.

The stumps in the backyard meant that they couldn’t level the area around them so that the fence could be installed. And dammit, I want that fence installed. The fence guys are coming Monday at 8:30, and we did not want to turn them away. So we called around and found a guy who would come grind stumps on a Saturday. And grind he did, with Rob’s help. But that left a big pile of ground stump and a mound of dirt two feet high that had been under the roots. Rob and I spent this afternoon tackling that. We also found and dismantled the remnants of a retaining wall we’d built with broken concrete about 17 years ago. That was not happy-making.

Four hours later, we’d got that all cleaned up and also ripped out all the English ivy near the fence in the backyard neighbor’s yard, as we know from experience that he’s not going to be on top of that. I’m anti-Roundup, but I suspect we will have to use some in the coming year to finish off the ivy, and we wanted to make it as minimal as possible.

The big bad news of the week is that the fencing on the other side of the house, which we hadn’t planned on replacing, is completely shot (we discovered this after the haulers got the brush off of it). So we’re now in for an extra $6K to haul the old one and replace that. As with the other neighbors, the folks we share the property line are not in a position to buy a new fence, and the ivy is really ‘our’ ivy anyway, so we’re buying. At least we get, for the first time in our home-owning lives, all matching fencing.

The interior is all dry walled and kitchen tile starts Tuesday. They will be taping the drywall in the garage and dividing it into storage and office this week, I think, as well as replacing the rotted doors. Electrical is done, plumbing is done, inspections passed. Moving day is 20 days away and counting.

Week Five: Progress

•May 3, 2012 • Leave a Comment

Item 1: the garage and its constituent parts are all level, now.

Item 2: my amazing Paperstone counter top is installed, as is the sink.

Item 3: we’re down to just the plants we like (although most have to be moved, eventually).

Item 4: this is our front yard, looking toward the street, after the fence was removed. Most of our neighbors did not know this beautiful magnolia was there, as it was completely covered in ivy until today. Note absence of sick blue spruce, too.

Item 5: we have a new garage floor! New drywall and doors and a wall to come, beginning tomorrow.

Item 6: I still don’t know how to format photos in this blog format!

Moving Day…

•May 2, 2012 • Leave a Comment

…is just ONE commitment (the guy installing the kitchen floors) away from being set in pen on the calendar. If we can get our beloved Julio (we’ve had a lot of floor work done in the past year) to come May 14-17, that means we are ON for moving in to the little house over Memorial Day weekend. Everything in this massive project is sequential, and we can’t put the stove/fridge/new cabinet in until the floors are in, so that stuff will happen the week of May 21. We hope.

Not that we’ll be DONE at that point. Goodness me, heavens to Betsy, no. I’m starting to get a sense of what we’ve started and just how very long it’s going to take to complete. The contractors will still be working on the outside of the house and finishing the garage for another week or two after we move in, and people helping with landscaping will likely be here well into summer. Plus, we (meaning: WE) have to paint EVERYTHING inside the house, including the kitchen cabinets and new drywall in the garage and every speck of the rest of the house (for once, we’re happy that it’s only 1000 sf). For another, we said we would do a significant amount of the stuff in the yard. For another, ‘nother, we’re quickly running out of money, even with the extra 15% I built into the budget. Today I dropped another $1200 on some unexpected plumbing issues, including a new water heater (‘…well, if you have to replace the water heater, don’t get a cheap Home Depot one that’ll break in 10 years, get a Rheem…we have one in stock…why, we can install it this afternoon!”)

I am a sweet sucker. Really. But I have to say, as water heaters go, it’s very attractive. Matte black. I might include the water heater closet on my tours of the place when we’re done.

Anyway, mostly we just want to get in to the house, as much of a disaster as it’s going to be.  The beach condo has been lovely, and we’re very appreciative, but we all want our own space again.

Tomorrow I am blocking out an hour of time to take photos, so I *will* post some tomorrow evening. The changes are, at least to us, astonishing. The yard haulers started today, and four people, one of them at least 10 years older than I, hauled out two HUGE dump trucks full of fence and greenery. And they still have two more days’ worth to go. Plus, we have a new garage floor. Tomorrow we’ll even have the first bit of pretty: the counter tops arrive and get installed, along with the sink.

Little House Week Three? Four?: All Hell has Broken Loose

•April 26, 2012 • Leave a Comment

All hell not so much in a bad way, and not even so much in an unexpected way. It’s just chaos AT the house, IN the neighborhood, ON my calendar. I don’t have pics to show because I’m traveling like crazy for work right now, and it’s all I can do to keep it together without extra chores. But every day is a new adventure whether on the phone (the contractor sends me photos when I’m away) or in person.

In the past 10 days:

  • All the dry rot has been rooted out and repaired. Initial estimate was about $4000, we now stand at almost double that.
  • Garage leveled, floor and part of driveway removed, prepped for new, thicker floor.
  • Trees removed (this has actually been the most exciting thing).
  • Neighbors contacted about fence, and general agreement reached (this has actually been the trickiest bit).
  • Meetings with tile installer, cabinet builder (for the one new cabinet, plus replacement drawers for the ones falling apart) and countertop installer plus paint color consultant is tomorrow (this last one came free with the house painting…couldn’t resist).
  • Some monster checks written. This is painful. But at this point, with the exception of the countertops and additional cabinet in the kitchen, it’s all stuff that had to be done. The garage was collapsing, the tile was falling off the walls, the dry rot was destroying the house, etc.
  • Me? I pulled out the shelf paper in the kitchen…I didn’t even finish it, either.
We decided to forgo relaying the brick patio due to both the cost and the tree man’s concerns about what it would do to our ancient horse chestnut to disturb the roots. Rob and I will pull up the ripply sections and make repairs, and the really bad part will be removed and covered with something else (it’s farther from the tree). This should leave us money for putting in a drip system, which we desperately want.

In the coming week the Paid Men and Woman will: pour concrete, rehang garage door to level, begin to put garage back together, remove of most of plant life in yard and all of fence, electrical inspection, countertop installation. And I will get some photos, I swear.

 
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